Dear Matt,

"Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole" (Dukie) 02/25/2015 at 10:59 • Filed to: Planelppnik, Helilopnik, Auctions

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I believe I have found Jalopnik's new "executive" transportation.

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Better pick up the phone Matt...

Gamecat235 > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 02/25/2015 at 11:05

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I think you included the wrong link: http://gsaauctions.gov/gsaauctions/au…

;)

PS9 > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 02/25/2015 at 11:16

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Wait...how can you be an asshole and manage emergencies? Wouldn't an asshole just tell people in an emergency that they are on their own?

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Gamecat235 02/25/2015 at 11:50

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I'm thinking NYC though. Gotta be able to put it down on the rooftop of Gawker HQ.

Gamecat235 > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 02/25/2015 at 11:54

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Smart thinking there. I guess it would be a little too to suggest an airplane.